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Now that Donald Trump is elected…

Now that Donald Trump is elected… Will everything he declares a disaster be eligible for federal funds? Would a heckler be roughed up at the State of the Union? When 11 million people are deported, will his supporters pick fruit, mow lawns and make hotel beds? Will he offer tax credits for coal-burning stoves? Will […]

November 11, 2016 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

Oh Yes, This Could Be Happening

October 30, 2016 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

Driver’s Ed As Taught by Automakers

Students, forget everything you learned in Driver’s Ed or driving school. Driving is not about competently getting from one place to another. Okay, that’s the practical justification. Else we wouldn’t sell any cars. But how dull we would be, and you would be, if that’s all there was to it. No, driving is about power, […]

August 27, 2016 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

Half Birthdays Are Coming of Age: Celebrations Optional

Of all the holidays, anniversaries and occasions we celebrate (or are obligated to celebrate), there’s one milestone gaining in popularity partly because it doesn’t impose itself on us. Unless of course we want it to. It’s the Half Birthday. An event we can pull out of our pocket whenever needed for any number of reasons, […]

February 24, 2016 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

Sorry, Peyton, I don’t believe you.

Sorry, and it’s sad, but I don’t believe Peyton Manning for one second. While he deserves the benefit of the doubt, and so far nothing’s been proved, having watched the documentary and his interview denying the accusations, I think he’s hiding something. My gut feeling. The NFL isn’t in the business of drug enforcement, marriage […]

December 28, 2015 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

At this rate…

October 27, 2015 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

The Things We Do for Loot

March 18, 2015 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

The Homeland Is Secure!

Breathe easier, America. The homeland is secure! The DHS has been funded for an entire week! Enjoy the seven full days of safety and security Congress has so courageously fought to provide us.  And maybe, just maybe, if we’re fortunate enough, our lawmakers will pull off another stunning victory next week and get us seven […]

February 28, 2015 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

The New Christian Ethic

January 3, 2015 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed

Spare Us

December 31, 2014 • Posted in: Uncategorized • Comments Closed